Dear God,
please please please please please please please let Roddick get this!
This bitch claims it’s bed time!
Oh hell no’
Dee makes a damn good mimosa! We have had many!
"Breaking little hearts like a honeybee!!"
— Anthony Perry…. Attempting to sing Pat Benetar’s ‘hit me with your beat shot’
Why yes! That IS a sequined American flag vest she is wearing!
I can’t think of anything more American than drinking beer while watching baseball!
Happy 4th!!
Creepy
Hey Kelly,. I know you!
Me: um how
Him: I watch you in the elevator
It’s time to move